December 14, 2009

Facebook

Has now turned into the online pervs wet dream, thank you zack (or wotever ur the FB equivilent to tom is)

Now looking at scantily clad, questionably aged girls has never been so accesible

December 12, 2009

Biggest bastard

I have been accused on occasion, of being a bastard towards women. This is a giant fallacy. I love women and respect them greatly. I would say if anythng I am less of a bastard towards women as I am towards men. Any bastardness towards women is just a result of situations that arise due to being a practicing heterosexual (as opposed to a non practicing heterosexual, such as Cliff Richard, Paul Gallen etc…).

However I am slightly ashamed of myself. For the last 6 weeks I have been seeing a girl in San Francisco. I spent alot of time with her. I stayed at her place nearly every night and am very fond of her. Shes a cool gal. About two weeks ago she starts crying. My being an arrogant cunt was kinda surprised when she says its because shes homesick, it being xmas an all. I just assumed she was upset because I was leaving. So when we spend our last night together and she gets teary, I feel like a right prick cos Im kinda flattered while at the same time reminded how arrogant I am.

December 11, 2009
December 4, 2009
December 1, 2009

World aids day

just spent four hours at work listening to talk radio shows about aids and such. Have just payed $249 dollars for complete 3 day std testing. Absolutely shitting it. Im heading to the clinic now.

If I have any thing I have to tell the girl im seeing. Im thinking Il tell her just before I get on my flight out of the country, via phone, never to return. Its the right thing to do!

November 26, 2009

BenFM

sort it out lads, you need to post ALL your episodes on your facebook page so there in your link section

Friendly Fires

GAY SHITE!

Went to see the XX, didnt realise till I was leaving that they were in fact supporting Friendly Fires. Jacob, who is one of the guys that lives below me, asks who they are. The only words I could find to describe there music were something along the lines of “gay. Not prison gay butt fucking, but homo love making with candles, Sade music and preheated lube”.

Went to the gig, the XX were good but the soundsystem couldnt handle the bass, which was shitty. Friendly Fires start. The lead singer gets up on stage and gazes out to the crowd, I felt eye contact, I think he was looking right into MY eyes. Then he starts wailing and gyrating, I swear he was looking right at me for like 5 seconds. I felt violated. I look at some girl standing next to me and she just shakes her head and says “so gay”.

They were shit so we left after like 3 songs.